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Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.


-- 'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via justawordshaker)

oh my god i forgot how fuckin funny hatfilms are

2,704 plays

Smith: In real world, I’ll have calculator.
Ross: Don’t make me use my brain.
Smith:
What do you mean “What if it runs out of batteries”? It runs on the fucking sun. [x]

calebdenecutie:

turtle-chan:

u will no doubt have to deal with me crying and hyperventilating and yelling about HOW FUCKING…. HOW DUMB IS THIS SHOW„„ HSO DUMB DO U EVEN……… OH MY GOD…„.,.,.,.

i will cry every episode 100%

after haikyuu comes the emotional rollercoaster tearfest that is oofuri

OH GOSH…….. I WILL DIE……………….

 

i hate that i know what that means i cannot believe i’m so fucking…. ugh

calebdenecutie:

turtle-chan:

tbh the minute calebdenecutie and i meet the very night we’re probably gonna marathon haikyuu like…. let’s be real here…..

OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK THINKING ABOUT THIS heads up that i will absolutely be pretty much only smacking you and flailing around episodes eight nine and ten… for reasons.

u will no doubt have to deal with me crying and hyperventilating and yelling about HOW FUCKING…. HOW DUMB IS THIS SHOW„„ HSO DUMB DO U EVEN……… OH MY GOD…„.,.,.,.

i will cry every episode 100%

tbh the minute calebdenecutie and i meet the very night we’re probably gonna marathon haikyuu like…. let’s be real here…..

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL